The Desert Peach 4, page 27

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  1. blackcatx3

    Just had a problem about that kind of thing. My landlord and a friend of his cleaned my yard here. The friend needs a course in enemy recognition. On the south side of the house, he left the crabgrass and yanked up my Gloire de Dijon rose that was just getting well established at the beginning of its second year. By the time I found what he had done, he was long gone, and the poor rose was stuffed into one of three lawn waste bags, so far down that I couldn’t find it. Believe me, I tried.

    Went online and bought another. You can’t get Gloire at the local Home Depot. And they’re not exactly cheap, either.

  2. admin

    AND… your landlord paid for it, correct? Or gave you a discount? Does he eat a lot of cow meat? Remember; cow-eaters are controlled by cattle hormones, and cattle want to see nothing out there but grass and their own kind (The occasional hamburger or chicken leg doesn’t do it; it’s the addict that falls into the condition. Remember Bush’s cheese-and-baloney sandwiches? Double whammy).

  3. blackcatx3

    He’s spent a year putting up with me paying late because of a financial problem, and was nice about it. I’ll return the favor. Cow? Well his friend, whom I assume was the actual culprit, lokked pretty beefy. I guess that explains it. Hell, the rose was on a tripod trellis and had a plastic stake with its name on it right there. It didn’t occur to me that it needed to be defended.

  4. admin

    The Cattle People cannot see past themselves and their own herd. You must grab the ring in their nose and make them SEE what they are NOT to do. And it has to be a territorial matter. I just had frozen watermelon for lunch,… and raw salmon for breakfast.

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