Why does our side always try to be like their side in a collision?
Demonstration or protest suggestion; when the authorities get nasty, swarm them and strip them naked in the street. Their side is always ashamed of of being naked in public.
Stripping our side would just lead to nude street dancing and an YouTube overload.
…and nekkid pillowfights, which are always fun. If you want to stop an oncoming bout of stodginess, hit somebody with a pillow; if they have ANY hope of a sense of humor, it’ll rise to the occasion… especially if there’s another pillow at hand.